Read all About Me!!
December 13th officially kicks off the first ever annual "Kill as Many Brain Cells as Possible" week. Have fun kids, but remember to drink, smoke, snort, slam, and sniff responsibly.
This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read. Please read it, you know you want to.
Self Circumcision Made Easy!!!
Also...here is another classic.
The Time I Confessed My Sins To Jerry Garcia
My Idea for a New Country
Ha ha ha ha!! Check out this picture I made. It's the shit!
Are YOU a junkie???
MY LINKS PAGE!!
Okay, so I highly doubt that you want to read my journal, but if you are really that bored and nosey then please click HERE.